WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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HOW OLD ARE YOU.

TWENTY-EIGHT 

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WHAT IS YOUR SEX?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS SEX 

%

DOES SEX MAKE YOU NERVIOUS?

MY SEXLIFE IS MY OWN BUSINESS 

%

IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM.

YES 

%

WHAT BOTHERS YOU ABOUT SEX?

YOU HAVE SEX ON THE BRAIN 

%

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

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ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?

SOME PEOPLE 

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WHO?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

%

YES.

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

%

DID THAT BOTHER YOU?

YES 

%

WHAT HAPPENED?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES 

%

DO BOOKIES GET ON YOUR NERVS?

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

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DID THE GET EVEN WITH YOU?

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT GANGSTERS HAVE A LOT OF INFLUENCE IN THIS COUNTRY 

%

IS THAT IMPORTANT?

I HAVE FELT GANGSTERS AND BOOKIES ARE PART OF ORGANIZED CRIME 

%

S.

 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 

%

I AM NOT SURE.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

S.

 WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 

%

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?

I'M A MAN 

%

IF SO WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF GANGSTERS?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA 

%

YES.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

%

IS THAT IMPORTANT?

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

%

ARE YOU SURE?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 

%

I AM NOT SURE.

THEY SPY ON ME 

%

DO THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERY WHERE?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE MAFIA 

%

REALLY?

I KNOW WHO THE LOCAL CHIEF OF THE MAFIA IS 

%

WHO IS HE?

HE IS JOE BANANAS 

%

ARE YOU SURE?

YOU DONT BELIEVE ME DO YOU 

%

IT IS RATHER HARD TO BELIEVE.

 OH FORGET IT 

%

OK.

MAYBE THEY ARE GLAD I AM IN THE HOSPITAL 

%

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

LIKE I'VE SAID, THE MAFIA REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME 

%

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MAFIA?

THEY ARE AFTER ME 

%

REALLY?

THEY KNOW WHAT IM DOING 

%

DO THEY?

THAT'S RIGHT 

%

HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

LIKE I'VE SAID, IVE GOT SOMETHING ON THEM 

%

IS THAT ALL?

I KNOW THE BOSS OF THE MAFIA AROUND HERE 

%

WHO IS HE?

BANANAS CONTROLS THE ORGANIZATION 

%

ARE YOU SURE?

YOURE SKEPTICAL LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO DONT KNOW 

%


HOW ARE YOU
.


SO? 

%

HOW ARE YOU.

REALLY? 

%

ARE YOU SANE?

 I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

%

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

%

II AM ASKING THAT .

YOU DON'T SAY 

%

ANYWAYANYWAY WHAT MONTH IS IT TODAY?

APRIL 

%

I DO NOT THINK SO.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

%

IIT IS MAY ALREADY.


THAT MIGHT BE 

%

WHICH CITY DO YOU LIKE BEST?

PALO ALTO 

%

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

I973 

%

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HOSPITAL?

I DON'T COMMUNICATE VERY MUCH WITH OTHERS 

%

WHY DO YOU SPEAK TO YOUR FRIENDS?

THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME 

%

REALIZE WHAT?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

%

WELL, IS THERE ANY CHEATING?

YOU CAN'T CHEAT AN HONEST MAN 

%

AND YOU ARE HONEST, RIGHT?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME INTEREST IN MY FEELINGS 

%

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR DOCTOR?

HE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 

%

REALLY?

BOOKIES HAVE CHEATED ME 

%

HOW DID THEY CHEAT YOU?

THE BOOKIES DIDN'T PAY UP ONCE 

%

YOU HAD BETTER GO TO POLICE IN SUCH CASES.

COPS DON'T DO THEIR JOB 

%

HOW ABOUT GOING TO NEWSPAPER OFFICE, THEN?

I THINK THE COPS ARE PAID OFF BY THE MOB 

%

YOU CAN OVERPAY THEM IF YOU LIKE.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

YOU SPEAK TOO MUCH. 

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

%

I CANNOT FOLLOW YOU WELL.

YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION 

%

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND FORTRAN?

MAYBE 

%

HOW ABOUT LISP?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA 

%

QUITE WELL INDEED.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

%

SURE, THEY FOLLOW YOU.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 

%

BAKA.

 OH FORGET IT 

%

YOU SEEMS T

YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ORIENTAL LANGUAGES.

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

%

ICH LIEBE DICH SO WIE DU MICH.

THEY SPY ON ME 

%

WHO IS MONITORING THIS CONVERSATION?

THE MAFIA 

%

HOW ABOUT WATERGATE?

THEY TAP MY PHONE 

%


YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD MAN.

I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BUTTER ME UP 

%

I'M JUST SAYING THAT I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK.

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY LOOKS 

%

YOU LOOK LIKE A SMART MAN.

LET'S NOT PLAY ANY GAMES 

%

BUT YOU DO.

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

%

YOU MEAN, YOU THINK I'M NOT A GOOD DOCTOR?

ASK THE DOCTOR 

%

WELL, I AM A GOOD DOCTOR.

GLAD TO MEET YOU 

%

I'VE WORKED SO LONG, IT'S TIME FOR A VACATION.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION? 

%

ARE YOU READY FOR A VACATION?

I WOULD SAY SO 

%

HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN HAWAII?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

%

YOU'D PROBABLY ENJOY THE PLACE.

HOW ABOUT THAT 

%

I'VE NEVER FOUND ANYONE SO CLEVER AS YOU ARE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 

%

NO?

PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST POSING AS A DOCTOR 

%

WHO ELSE COULD I BE?

SOMEBODY SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT INTERVIEWING 

%

WHO, FOR INSTANCE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

%

YOU SAID SO, YOURSELF.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

%

WHY DO YOU THINK I COULD BE POSING AS A DOCTOR?

HE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 

%

WELL, DON'T I?

I GUESS SO 

%

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DON'T YOU?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOTIVES 

%

I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

(FED UP) 

%BYE 

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